That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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