My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
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Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
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She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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