Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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