I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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The panties match.
I'll be right there.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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