I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
