Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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