there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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