Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
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New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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