piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
this beer tastes like vomit already
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize
