i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
tell me about the eggs
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