Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
