Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
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