Don't make out with my wife yet
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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