This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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