Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
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Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
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We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize