"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
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I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
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