spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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