Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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