dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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