So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
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I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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