Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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