It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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