please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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