Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
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I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
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Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
Sext me about skeletons
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men