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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.

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• (318): View more from Louisiana

  I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  :( I miss blowjobs.

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  This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.

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• (818): View more from California

  I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.

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• (760): View more from California

  Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?

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  Locking that text forever.

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• (772): View more from Florida

  Are you proud of yourself?

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  ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?

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• (475): View more from Connecticut

  I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Sext me about skeletons

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men

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