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• (216): View more from Ohio

  My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES

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• (240): View more from Maryland

  I was totally pumped and so was my beard

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• (845): View more from New York

  I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  I don't have any soul left to be crushed.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina

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