you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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