i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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