I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I AM VODKA MAN
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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