Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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