just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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