Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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