This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Randomize
