I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
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Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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