White coat. Heels.
Dude my mom stole all your condoms
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
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At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
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I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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