turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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