don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
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Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Boobs speak an international language.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
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Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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