He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
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