Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
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