**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
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who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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