That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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