i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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