no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
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She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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