Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
She told me I should be a condom model.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
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