One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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