You surviving the open bar?
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hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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