i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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