yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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