So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
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i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
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Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?