I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.