how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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