Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
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Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
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ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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