I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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