it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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