So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
you are never too drunk for berry picking
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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