dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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